EXCALORICATE // AI CALORIE TRACKER

EXCALORICATE

Your cyberpunk AI food tracker. Private by default.

Snap a photo or describe your meal — AI handles calories and macros. No account. Everything you log stays on your device.

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Set your daily target

Define your kcal/day with a slider, calculator, or direct input. One-time setup, no signup.

Module

BUDGET

Mode

ONE-TIME

Status

LIVE

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Snap a photo of your meal

Point the camera at any plate. AI estimates calories, protein, carbs, and fat in seconds — even for home-cooked dishes no database has heard of.

Module

VISION

Mode

INSTANT

Status

LIVE

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A health bar for your day

At a glance: calories consumed, remaining, and budget — plus macros and a 4-button cross to log, chat, snap, or open your profile.

Module

DASHBOARD

Mode

GLANCE

Status

LIVE

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Just describe what you ate

Type or speak — "macaroni and cheese" — and Excaloricate logs it instantly with calories and macros.

Module

TEXT-IO

Mode

INSTANT

Status

LIVE

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Ask follow-ups, refine on the fly

"How am I doing today?", "Repeat lasagna from yesterday." Conversational tweaks update the numbers without restarting.

Module

REFINE

Mode

ON-THE-FLY

Status

LIVE

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Full history, favorites, charts

Every meal you've ever logged stays on-device, sortable and filterable. Star favorites for one-tap re-add.

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Why not just use a chat client?

You can technically log calories in any AI chat. Here's what you get with Excaloricate that you don't get there.

Persistent on-device memory

Excaloricate remembers every meal you've logged — and the log lives on your device only, wipeable in one tap. Chat clients forget yesterday the moment the window fills, and that history isn't really yours.

Math that adds up

Calories and macros are computed and stored as numbers, not regenerated by an LLM each turn — so daily totals always match.

Never start a new chat

Track calories long enough in one chat and you'll overflow the context window — then you're stuck deciding when to start over. Excaloricate handles that for you: only the last week feeds into the prompt, and your full history stays accessible separately.

Tools built for the job

Daily charts, favorites, photo capture, day-by-day navigation, calorie budget, macro breakdowns. Things a generic chat UI doesn't give you.

A UI that earns the screen time

Cyberpunk terminal look — scanlines, neon accents, monospace fonts. Logging calories should feel cool, not clinical.

PRICING

Free or Pro

Start with a 7-day unlimited trial. After that: 1 text request/day on Free (photo and video logging are Pro-only), or upgrade to Pro for unlimited everything plus the AI features that make Excaloricate worth talking to.

	Free $0	RECOMMENDED Pro $19.99/yr Save 58% or $3.99/mo
Log food by text	✓	✓
Log food by photo or video	—	✓
On-device history & favorites	✓	✓
7-day unlimited trial	✓	✓
Daily text requests	1 / day	UNLIMITED
Voice dictation	—	✓
Personalized chat with your meal history	—	✓
Nutrition lookup for any food	—	✓
Recipe ideas & meal planning	—	✓

7-day unlimited trial · no card required